1) Take all those CC offers, shred everything except the return envelope (with the pre-paid postage) and stuff the shredded paper into it and mail it back.
That way, they get to pay for the postage of useless paper (unless they are smart and recycle)
2) When closing a CC and they ask you why (they always do), tell them you are switching to another CC company because you like their commercials better...
3) Go to their website and have them mail you CC offers. But on the address, use their corporate mailing address. Maybe their computers won't catch the addresses are the same. Oh, be sure to change "Street" to "ST" or vice-versa to change it a little bit. Oh, and be sure to use funny names like: "Ihate Credit, Jr." or "Youpeople Suckbigones"
4) Call their 800 numbers and tell them you are interested in joining. Tell them you need to grab a piece of paper and keep them on hold. Never return. Be sure to do this from multiple phone lines.
5) When sending in your very last payment, be sure to enclose a picture of you mooning them. Nudity works better but might get you in trouble.
6) When mailing in your last payment, include a photo of you holding a competing CC (even if it's not valid) and indicate that you prefer a "Real Man's Card"
7) Locate some sulfer rocks at a novelty store (or online). Crush into a powder and put into each envelope with your payment. That way, they can get a nice little smell of what you think of them. (This one might be dangerous in these anti-terrorist days)
8) If you're really childish (like me), flick a booger on your check each month. With any luck, it might actually jam their processing machines or at least gross someone out.
9) Take the pre-paid envelopes for CC offers and stuff them with some nasty stuff. I mean nasty. Use your imagination. Just be sure to never touch the envelope and leave fingerprints. Also, mail from a mailbox. Not your house. Don't use anything that will land you on CNN.....lol
10) When you are mailing extra payments in each month, include a picture of Dave Ramsey and a note that says "He told me to send in extra payments."
That way, they get to pay for the postage of useless paper (unless they are smart and recycle)
2) When closing a CC and they ask you why (they always do), tell them you are switching to another CC company because you like their commercials better...
3) Go to their website and have them mail you CC offers. But on the address, use their corporate mailing address. Maybe their computers won't catch the addresses are the same. Oh, be sure to change "Street" to "ST" or vice-versa to change it a little bit. Oh, and be sure to use funny names like: "Ihate Credit, Jr." or "Youpeople Suckbigones"
4) Call their 800 numbers and tell them you are interested in joining. Tell them you need to grab a piece of paper and keep them on hold. Never return. Be sure to do this from multiple phone lines.
5) When sending in your very last payment, be sure to enclose a picture of you mooning them. Nudity works better but might get you in trouble.
6) When mailing in your last payment, include a photo of you holding a competing CC (even if it's not valid) and indicate that you prefer a "Real Man's Card"
7) Locate some sulfer rocks at a novelty store (or online). Crush into a powder and put into each envelope with your payment. That way, they can get a nice little smell of what you think of them. (This one might be dangerous in these anti-terrorist days)
8) If you're really childish (like me), flick a booger on your check each month. With any luck, it might actually jam their processing machines or at least gross someone out.
9) Take the pre-paid envelopes for CC offers and stuff them with some nasty stuff. I mean nasty. Use your imagination. Just be sure to never touch the envelope and leave fingerprints. Also, mail from a mailbox. Not your house. Don't use anything that will land you on CNN.....lol
10) When you are mailing extra payments in each month, include a picture of Dave Ramsey and a note that says "He told me to send in extra payments."

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