> Employee:
> Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
> Boss:
> Sure, come on in… What can I do for you?
> Employee:
> Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of
> this prestigious firm for over ten years.
> Boss:
> Yes.
> Employee:
> I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.
> I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
> Boss:
> A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is
> just not the right time.
> Employee:
> I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my
> hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company
> for over a decade..
> Boss:
> Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer
> you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of
> vacation time. How does that sound?
> Employee:
> Great! It's a deal Thank you, sir!
> Boss:
> Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies
> are after you?
> Employee:
> Oh,the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!
> Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
> Boss:
> Sure, come on in… What can I do for you?
> Employee:
> Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of
> this prestigious firm for over ten years.
> Boss:
> Yes.
> Employee:
> I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.
> I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
> Boss:
> A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is
> just not the right time.
> Employee:
> I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my
> hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company
> for over a decade..
> Boss:
> Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer
> you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of
> vacation time. How does that sound?
> Employee:
> Great! It's a deal Thank you, sir!
> Boss:
> Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies
> are after you?
> Employee:
> Oh,the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!

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